Halloween Jokes

Here are some cat inspired Halloween jokes to share with your friends.

Q. Why do cats rarely shave?

A. They prefer whiskas

Q. What’s a cat’s favorite tv show?

A. Miami Mice

Q. What do cats read in the morning?

A. Mewspapers

Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?

A. Mice crispies

Q. Why did the cat run away from the tree?

A. It was afraid of the bark

Q. What do you call a pile of kittens?

A. A meowntain

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A. Kitty Purry

Q. What do you call a cat that was caught by the police?

A. The purrpetrator

Q. What did the alien say to the cat?

A. Take me to your litter

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before going out to hunt?

A. Let us prey

Q. Who was the most powerful cat in China?

A. President Miaow

Q. What is a cat’s favorite vegetable?

A. As-purr-agus

Q. What’s a cat’s way of keep law and order?

A. Claw Enforcement

Q. What is a cat’s favorite magazine?

A. Good Mousekeeping

Q. What is one place a cat can sit, but you can’t?

A. Your lap

Q. What is a cat’s favorite subject in school?

A. HISStory

 

Have a safe and happy Halloween! – Cat Nap Chronicles

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